Take a walk in my size-9 Testonis

That's right, I wear very expensive shoes. Check them out here. I am a virtual fashion plate for men. The Fab 5 on Bravo network learned a lot from me during my visit with San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome last year.

But enough about me. Let's talk about my blog! As many of you know, I am in a tough race for City Council, mayor, State Senator, County Commissioner er... no wait... yeah, County Commissioner against that well-funded sonofabitch Phil Heimlich.

Money isn't exactly a problem for me, either. You see, my father is John Pepper, wealthy industrialist and former CEO of Proctor and Gamble. Oh, did I mention that dear old dad is also Chairman of Disney? He's pretty busy trying to figure out while kids keep dying on their rides, but he still has time to write big fat checks to my campaign...

So with an epic matchup between me, "The Heimlich Remover" <----(clever huh?) and Phil the Dumbass Heimlich, I thought it might be interesting to have a daily report from behind the scenes at the Pepper Campaign Headquarters, located in the basement of my parent's gated, Wyoming estate.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I want to give a shout out to my good buddy Odd Todd Portune. I got those pics back from Walgreens, buddy, they turned out great! Here's a sample: