I hope Dad doesn’t find out

I’m really sweating it right now. I’m afraid dad is going to find out how I was at that Wal-Mart rally today. He’s Chairman of Disney, you know, and Wal-Mart is Disney’s biggest nationwide distributor of Disney stuff. That’s where I got my fave copy of Beauty and the Beast. I love to sing along with “Be Our Guest.”

Those Disney videos are sooooo fabulous!

Anyway, dad can’t know, or I’m going to get stomped. It would be worse than that time when my dad walked in on…. you get the picture. My parents might make me move back to my house. I’m still afraid to go back there. When I’m there, I usually leave my bedroom light on all night.

So anyway, the anti Wal-Mart rally was really super! The NOW lesbians were there. There were also a bunch of my friends from MoveOn.org. Although it was really a political rally, we did it under the guise of “enlightening” Wal-Mart. Tee HEE!!!

Can you believe the press and people buy our bull? What do you think my dad would do if a bunch of people in a bus tried to tell him how to run Disney? He’d throw such a fit!

Anyway, I hope no one points out to my fans that the poll that shows me five points ahead in the race has a margin of error of five points. That would be soooo uncool. I mean, we were in a dead heat the last time I spent a bunch of money doing a poll, and now we are still in a statistical dead heat. If someone actually asked me about that, I wouldn’t know what to say.

Well, let’s keep my involvement in today’s anti-corporation rally our little secret (on the DL, or Down Low, if you know what I mean).

I’ll write again soon.

TTFN.

P.S. Did you see that picture in Kimball Perry’s blog of my campaign staffer Bridget? Can I surround myself with beautiful women or what?

P.P.S. My buddy Cranley was there today, pimped out in his best suit, looking like a million bucks in a sea of t-shirts, mullets and body odor. He took a few pictures, which I'll publish here on the blog if I can ever get this stupid technology figured out.